Turkey Jokes!

What does a turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving?

Nothing; they are already stuffed!

What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

Go to peck-nics!

How are a Turkey, a Donkey, and a Monkey the same?

They all have keys!

What happened to the turkey whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

He was tickled to death!

Is turkey soup good for your health?

Not if you're the turkey!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?

A drumstick for everybody!

What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Fowl weather!

Why did the turkey bolt down his food?

Because he was a gobbler!

What side of the turkey is the left side?

The part that wasn't eaten!

What do you call a bunch of turkeys playing football?

Fowl play!

Why did the turkey go to the movie?

To see Gregory Peck!

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a bell?

A bird that has to wring its own neck!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To show that he wasn't chicken!